Here are a few jokes I guess thought up many years ago now tossing them out there for laughter I use to tell my friend this since he was a hacker.
- Your such a good hacker you don’t need a knife to cut your steak you just wip out a laptop hack it !!
- Your such a good hacker when you have bug problem you just pull your laptop and start hacking at them bugs
- your such good hacker agencies stay away from your set of skills
- Your such a good hacker the FBI took you off there top ten list fearing retaliation.
- your such a hacker you don’t need electricity to deface any website
- your so good of hacker you can hack website with toothpaste
- Your so good of hacker you can hack just using a pen in paper
- Your so good of hacker you can do a ddos attack through paint shop pro
- your such a good hacker even Mark Zuckerberg is is inspired by your work.
- You might be a hacker if you use your laptop instead of knife to cut your stake. *one I reworded I thougth the orginals sounded better*
